A blueberry bagel with whipped cream cheese, preserves, and bacon melts into a sandwich inspired by the internet’s most emotionally complicated snack.

Bacon, eggs, and a toasted bagel held together by a generous dollop of easy Tabasco cheese sauce that’s comforting and not remotely portable.

Rich, mashed Japanese potato salad meets a toasted, buttered bagel, with quick-pickled cucumbers cutting through the creaminess.