Only thinking happy thoughts today.

Thank God Marie lives close enough to help that idiot woman and her dirty family.

Did you bring ketchup?

That's a load of rich creamery butter.

We never would've upset you if we knew you had superpowers.

I didn't inhale until 7:00 at the earliest.

Do you know the muffin man?

I'm sitting here eating eggs in a diner.

How whimsical.

Freud himself would have something to gnaw on here.

Lesser babka — I think not.

Not all surprises are bad.

I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it.

Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake.