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Shop Don't Blame Us Organic Cotton Tote Bag
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Don't Blame Us Organic Cotton Tote Bag

$32.00

This bag says: “Don’t yell at me. I don’t control the global grain supply.”

Printed with an authentic 1946 government-issued notice that politely begged the American public to please stop blaming the guy behind the counter for the national liquor shortage.

Spacious enough to carry 6 gallons of canned goods, a copy of The Joy of Cooking, two loaves of bread you promised to bring but definitely forgot, and whatever's left of your belief in shared sacrifice. Made of 100% certified organic cotton, because you're doing your part now, just like they did then.

Buy it for your local historian. Buy it for your designated driver. Buy it for yourself because the government said to conserve grain, but they didn’t say anything about cotton.

• Made to order
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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This bag says: “Don’t yell at me. I don’t control the global grain supply.”

Printed with an authentic 1946 government-issued notice that politely begged the American public to please stop blaming the guy behind the counter for the national liquor shortage.

Spacious enough to carry 6 gallons of canned goods, a copy of The Joy of Cooking, two loaves of bread you promised to bring but definitely forgot, and whatever's left of your belief in shared sacrifice. Made of 100% certified organic cotton, because you're doing your part now, just like they did then.

Buy it for your local historian. Buy it for your designated driver. Buy it for yourself because the government said to conserve grain, but they didn’t say anything about cotton.

• Made to order
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This bag says: “Don’t yell at me. I don’t control the global grain supply.”

Printed with an authentic 1946 government-issued notice that politely begged the American public to please stop blaming the guy behind the counter for the national liquor shortage.

Spacious enough to carry 6 gallons of canned goods, a copy of The Joy of Cooking, two loaves of bread you promised to bring but definitely forgot, and whatever's left of your belief in shared sacrifice. Made of 100% certified organic cotton, because you're doing your part now, just like they did then.

Buy it for your local historian. Buy it for your designated driver. Buy it for yourself because the government said to conserve grain, but they didn’t say anything about cotton.

• Made to order
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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